So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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