We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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