I heard we made out
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Randomize
