Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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