Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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