He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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