Its about making memories worth repressing
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
