The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
be right there i have to get my cape
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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