Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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