It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I touched a dick in church today
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
