I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We had sex on a dog bed..
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