That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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