She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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