fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
She announced her abortion via fbk
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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