He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
you never un-have a 4some
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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