Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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