I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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