I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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