about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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