fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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