maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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