high people should be assigned attendants
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
