try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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