I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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