it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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