i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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