I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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