Hey man sorry I got all grabby
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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