they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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