you guys were way drunker than both of me
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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