No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm both gender and math confused
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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