when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think I sprained my soul last night
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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