look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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