i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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