Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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