On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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