The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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