the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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