Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Terrible idea I love it
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
