i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she pinky promised me she was 18
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?