Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.

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(909): View more from California

It must have been true love

(604): View more from British Columbia

I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house

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(317): View more from Indiana

i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.

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(207): View more from Maine

You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

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(714): View more from California

if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.

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(360): View more from Washington

You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.

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