And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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