That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Randomize
