there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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