Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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