left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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