Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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