Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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