i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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