u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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