My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
So. Much. Porn.
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