i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i just had sex bonerless
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Say something about gay babies.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.