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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  you seemed to enjoy falling down hill

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  wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"

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  It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now

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• (585): View more from New York

  He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.

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