end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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