just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
This show inspires me to have sex in space
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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