I'm gonna have a badass scar
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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