I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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