ya dads aren't the best wingmen
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
So here I am, sexting at work.
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