at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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