The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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