can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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