I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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