I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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